CAFFE ARTIGIANO – 574 Granville Street, Vancouver, BC, Canada

17 Apr

PRICE: $3-10

Granville Street in Vancouver is a blast to visit in the Spring.  The sun is starting to come out.  The good buskers are starting to play music; festive, more upbeat music, as opposed the droning tired tunes that plague the city during the winter season.  Right now it’s one of the very few days we’ve had this year where I feel a craving for something rather cool.

However, me and my foodie compatriot believe that the occasion calls for something far greater than a simple slushie.  Forgive us for being such snobs, but we didn’t come all the way out to Downtown Vancouver to pop into a 7-Eleven.  So off we go searching for any fine establishment that has something cool to refresh our tongues, mouths, and minds.

Strolling through Granville Street, we start doing ‘drive-by perusings’.  That is, we pop into restaurants, cafes, and convenience stores, quickly peruse their menus, and pop right back out.  All done repeatedly with the speed and gutsiness of a drive-by-shooting.  Well, as gutsy as being a foodie can be.

After having executed this little program several times, we come across Caffé Artigiano.  Bright red adorns the porch and entrance.  We creep in, and begin what hopes to be our final drive-by perusal.

Success!  They have something that sounds cold yet doesn’t sound like a waste of our time.  I order the Dark Chocolate Freeze.  My foodie partner orders a Spanish Latte.  I am shocked by the absurdity of her choice.  A hot drink during hot weather?  What a fool.  The fact that she also picks the ‘Chocolate Seduction Cookie’ off the menu does not make up for this shortcoming.  I cannot allow myself to be seduced by such foolishness.

Nevertheless, we parade to the inside of the room, and wait for our orders to finish being made.  Chandeliers adorn the ceilings.  Brownish red tinges all the walls.  Stone tiles under our feet and under our hands; both floors and tables have the cobblestone European vibe going for them.  Funny, the air conditioner is turned rather high.

“The fact that she also picks the ‘Chocolate Seduction Cookie’ off the menu does not make up for this shortcoming.  I cannot allow myself to be seduced by such foolishness.”

Our drinks are soon called out, and our Cookie soon warmed.  The Dark Chocolate Freeze has a rather mild taste.  The Chocolate mixes almost evenly with the taste of what seems like some sort of Coffee Roast.  It’s too light to be a full shot of Espresso.  A mild but refreshingly cool drink.

God the air conditioning is strong.

The Spanish Latte is a beautiful creation.  Condensed Milk and Espresso mingle together to form a leaf of foam.  Semi-sweet, mixed with perhaps two shots (I think, judging by the strength) of Espresso, the warm and creamy Beverage provides a balanced and smooth way to experience a Caffeine rush.

God the air conditioning is strong.

The Chocolate Seduction Cookie is okay.  It fails to seduce me.

God the air conditioning is strong.

I look over at my friend, happily sipping away at the warm delicate drink that I had previously ridiculed and decried repeatedly in my head.

I look over at myself, and find that I’m shivering from head to toe.

What kind of fool orders a hot drink on a hot day?

Apparently one that takes indoor air conditioning into account.

She’s still a fool, though.

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